THE BATTLE OF ANTIETAM
OR
“THE BATTLE WHERE WE DRANK THAT REALLY ‘BIG’ MERLOT”
MARYLAND – SEPTEMBER 17, 1862
After a delightful picnic lunch, Union General Ambrose Burnside’s army decided to cross Antietam Creek using a bridge, ironically, named after Burnside himself. When the attack failed, Burnside’s army retreated to their picnic site; there they found a giant rat eating a wedge of Canadian Black Diamond Cheddar they had left behind.
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